The Lucky Pamphlet

Tue, 28 May 2013 21:21:09 -0400

Whatever.

Thu, 09 May 2013 02:58:00 -0400

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Wed, 08 May 2013 12:04:00 -0400

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I generally hate Super Mario Bros riffs, but some things he does is very human. Also, I drew a good amount of this at a bar.

Click here for the rest of this:This was for BushwickDaily (on April 14th, which reminded me to do...

Thu, 02 May 2013 16:33:48 -0400

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This was for BushwickDaily (on April 14th, which reminded me to do my taxes on time), so I was able to make this closer to home.

I never figured out the banana issue, but something similar happened with a bread roll. And it’s interesting, with the way they gnaw on your food, how similar the marking is to one cartoony bite mark. Life imitates toon, no one says, but it’s true. I don’t see any anvils in my neighborhood, but there are a lot of flattened mice carcasses around.

This was drawn during one of the recent snow storms, so it might be a better read if you imagine...

Thu, 14 Mar 2013 13:43:00 -0400

This was drawn during one of the recent snow storms, so it might be a better read if you imagine snowflakes outside your window.

Two Saturday nights ago, I was walking up and down Grand Street, because I couldn’t find...

Thu, 07 Mar 2013 00:22:55 -0500

Two Saturday nights ago, I was walking up and down Grand Street, because I couldn’t find a bar party. I’ve been there before, but my brain never really thinks linearly, so I couldn’t tell if it was before or after the cluster of bed bug bars. I reached the Indian place, and I wasn’t sure if it was too far, or not enough or just the right time to take an Indian food break. And then a girl walked out of it and she recognized me and said “Hey!” and I thought, great now I have to deal with this.

I don’t recognize people well and it’s frustrating because I know there are people who do it on purpose because not having social skills is a high social status, and I don’t want to associate with that. My friend Gabe said it was because I don’t make eye contact, and I also don’t have good memory.

But I think maybe she could be a friend of a friend, and is visiting. So I said ”Hey!” And then we talked until we realized we weren’t who we thought we were.

She made sure I wasn’t a philosophy student who worked in a sandwich shop, and I made sure she wasn’t a globe-trotting craft-girl. “Goodbye,” I said, “it was nice bumping into you.”

“Yeah, see ya.”

A few days later I wondered if she was just a crazy person, who gave me a chance to be someone else. Maybe we were supposed to be lifelong companions, living the great lie of worldly travel and sandwich making. If only I saw the signs.

It turned out the bar I was looking for was just across the street and I just kept walking by it.

My pair of waterproof shoes have no grip to them, even though it seems like making sure they...

Sat, 16 Feb 2013 00:17:00 -0500

My pair of waterproof shoes have no grip to them, even though it seems like making sure they don’t slip is a given. The designers at Timberland go home to their cabins after achieving ”dry socks.” “Dry socks” will also be a bullet point in the coroner’s autopsy report of my “stupid stoop death” (Which will be searchable on youtube before winter ends).

I decided to be more vegetarian today for health reasons, and then later went to a filipino...

Tue, 22 Jan 2013 23:32:00 -0500

I decided to be more vegetarian today for health reasons, and then later went to a filipino restaurant and ate pork fat. I did two good things today: 1) decide to live a healthier lifestyle; 2) eat pork. Making good decisions and then just letting your body do whatever is the best of both worlds.

Hey, Spider-man I started getting into during the Gauntlet stories and it’s been a roller coaster ride since. This is how I write a Spider-man story, which is not unlike trying to talk lucidly after a concussion.

I did some animation for Elephant Larry.

Wed, 16 Jan 2013 18:23:00 -0500

I did some animation for Elephant Larry.

Hey, I like to keep a notebook on me because I’m filled with fleeting thoughts, and it’s...

Fri, 11 Jan 2013 03:56:01 -0500

Hey, I like to keep a notebook on me because I’m filled with fleeting thoughts, and it’s so frustrating when things I want to remember just fleet away, back into the dark corners of the cosmos. But this strip’s idea I remembered days later, because I thought of it on the train, and told it to an out-of-town friend when I met up with him. He replied with a blank stare and a confused look. So, if I wanted to retrieve this thought that was on the tip of my tongue, all I had to do was pull up his expression, and ask, “why am I seeing this weird face?”

I’m really not good at putting names with faces, but it turns out that I’m good at putting faces with heinous ideas.

It turns out I’ve been making the same sort of jokes I did when I was a small teenager.

Tue, 08 Jan 2013 00:29:44 -0500

It turns out I’ve been making the same sort of jokes I did when I was a small teenager.

Hey, look at the site’s new look for this year.

Thu, 03 Jan 2013 18:08:00 -0500

Hey, look at the site’s new look for this year.

Hoya!

Wed, 21 Nov 2012 10:26:32 -0500

Pffff

Mon, 12 Nov 2012 10:42:00 -0500

Inside

Thu, 08 Nov 2012 10:38:05 -0500

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Fri, 26 Oct 2012 00:00:00 -0400

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It was Just a Dream

Mon, 22 Oct 2012 14:09:55 -0400

Getting there.

Thu, 18 Oct 2012 15:47:00 -0400

Getting there.

Another Animation

Fri, 05 Oct 2012 10:41:12 -0400

Another Animation, Working with UCB Comedy for Vulture.

Mon, 01 Oct 2012 17:05:08 -0400